Who doesn't want a lollipop in the image of their own face?Watch The Desk Girl Online

Don't answer that. They exist! British online retailer Firebox, which has also blessed us with definitely-not-terrifying face cushions, is now selling The Face Licker, a custom lollipop modeled after whoever's lucky visage you decide to submit.

Honestly, they are... pretty accurate. Down to the hoops!

So why would you want one of these suckers (lol) in the first place? Well, perhaps you need to buy a quirky birthday gift. Maybe you collect lollipops. Or maybe you are just a huge narcissist.

Whatever your motivations, each lollipop will set you back a startling $57. They are a delicious tutti-frutti flavor, though, so you really get what you pay for.

They are also vegan.